ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Postby Slorg » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:28 am

This is the funniest thing ever.

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Postby armyofone » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:16 am

Thats Garbage, they didn't have Keyser Soze in there....
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Postby Clizown » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:20 pm

bwhaha.....chuck norris....whats with the "kinda" recent chuck norris craze....

its on College humor, Busted tees, conan, all kinds of places.
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Postby Fenix » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:35 pm

Because chuck norris can kill anyone with his bare hands. Like who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or God?


















Trick question, Chuck Norris is God.
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Postby voler » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:51 pm

each year on his birthday, chuck norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun


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Postby Clizown » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:40 pm

bahahaha
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Postby Invid » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:13 am

i really do think Jack Bauer could take Chuck Norris

If it looks like chicken, feels like chicken and taste like chicken but Jack Bauer says its beef, then it's fucking beef!
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Postby Fenix » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:04 am

rofl
Do you watch 24?
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Postby Hazerduz » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:25 am

Christopher Reeve said he fell off a horse because he didn't want to admit Chuck Norris paralyzed him with a roundhouse kick.
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Postby Gybe! » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:39 am

Did you know that since his birth in 1940, roundhouse related deaths went up 3000%?
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Postby -=)V(artin=- » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:36 am

Chuck norris doesnt sleep... he waits







chuck norris has also counted to infinite...twice
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Postby armyofone » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:31 pm

i heard one, chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately chuck norris never cries.
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Postby DA-VOID » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:56 pm

LOLOL..The stuff people think of. Alot of sittin around doin nothig to come up with that..
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Postby voler » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:15 pm

chuck norris has 2 speeds: walk and kill
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Postby Clizown » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:16 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, He decides what time it is.
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