Dead Baby Jokes

Postby GTAce » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:39 pm

These are not for you Fette!!

If you have more, post themmmm!!




How do you get 50 dead babies into a paint bucket?
With a blender

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips


What's grosser than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees


What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork


How many babies does it take to paint a room?
One if you throw it hard enough


How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them


What's worse than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
Ripping it off


How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream, soda, dead baby


What's red, spins around, and goes pop pop poppoppop POP!!?
A baby in a microwave


You know whats disgusting?
A pickup truck full of dead babies

You know whats even more disgusting?
A live baby at the bottom of the pile eating its way out


How do you save a baby from falling down a manhole?
Throw a spear through its head


What's grosser than gross?
Running over a baby with a dump truck

What's grosser than that?
Skidding on it

What's even more gross than that?
Peeling it off the tire
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
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bring it
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Postby Wolv » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:53 pm

Will you be wearing yer Boots of Escaping when Fette shows up?


Float one > all
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Postby WhiteWolfette » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:39 pm

You know whats even more disgusting?
A live baby at the bottom of the pile eating its way out




EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

And don't worry, I wont come kill you, Doug gives me "baby" jokes all the time :blink:
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Postby Slorg » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:46 pm

Gwarhar, and now my arsenal has increased.
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Postby God of Destruction » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:50 pm

:lol:
Whats the diffrence between 100 Dead Babies and a Convertible?
I don't have a convertible in my garage.
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Postby GTAce » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:59 pm

that's sick...ewwwww, are you proud of that?
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby Lep » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:58 pm

How do you stop a child from crying at night... axe.
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Postby Dewmie » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:02 pm

LMAO @ the microwave one
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Postby Ex_Dial_Up » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:21 pm

i know one but it is GROSS...i mean, really bad...if anyone is that curious, PM me...
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Postby Gybe! » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:38 pm

What's funnier than a dead baby?
-A dead baby in a clown suit.



I had a friend who used to know tons, for some reason. Most of them you said, the rest I've blocked out of my memory.
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Postby }DA{Stryker » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:49 pm

Good one gybe, not one gets my sick sense of humour anymore so I stopped telling dead baby jokes, used to know MILLIONS lol
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Postby GTAce » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:54 pm

you should post that "gruesome" baby joke in yellow text or something...put a disclaimer above it so people have had their fair warning if/when they decide to highlight it!
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby Ex_Dial_Up » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:07 pm

<span style='color:blue'>ROGER THAT!! ***GROSS JOKE BELOW!!!***



<span style='color:yellow'>Whats the difference between and dead baby and a hotdog?
I dont cum on a hotdog before i eat it!</span></span>
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Postby GTAce » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:09 pm

lmfao, that's very :nono:
<!--QuoteBegin--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->(V) -=- Larry says:
me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby Ex_Dial_Up » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:13 pm

But still good....hehehehe..
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