I fired my secretary today....

Postby Wolv » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:49 pm

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!"

We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----on the couch ---- naked.
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Postby GTAce » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:57 pm


i think the wife should fire her husband
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Postby Slorg » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:59 pm

Haha agreed.
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Postby Charisma » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:33 pm

lmfaoooo that's not what i expected
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Postby syrus » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:15 pm

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Postby Hazerduz » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:59 pm

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Postby cheese » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:36 am

I would have fucked your secretary and tell your wife its her gift to you
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Postby B to the A » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:01 am

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Postby spotongaming » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:46 am

Sounds more like a life experience to me lol
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Postby WhiteWolfette » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:47 am

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Postby HoRnY » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:43 am

lol, good one Wolv.
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Postby ViXen » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:15 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby Dewmie » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:54 pm

most excellent
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