Kerry, Bill, Hillary

Postby Charisma » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:05 pm

Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such Big shots back there... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."
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Postby GTAce » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:07 pm

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

that's hysterical

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Postby Dewmie » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:18 pm

excellent!!


if that woman is elected im leaving this country forever :ph34r:
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Postby Wolv » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:21 pm

Its all hype. She doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell.
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Postby Charisma » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:30 pm

I don't know a single person who wants to elect her. Maybe some pro-womens group people, but that's about it.
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Postby Dewmie » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:55 pm

i know what you mean, ppl in the Dem party are even writing her off


shes trying hard though....has anyone else noticed how fast shes going to the center? she'll try as hard as possible, i guarantee that much
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Postby Wolv » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:08 pm

Yep...she's going center and saying all the right things.

I think she is just way too despised by America tho...
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Postby Lep » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:29 pm

Chris Rock: "You can't even control your man? How the hell you expect to control the country!"
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Postby Slorg » Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:23 pm

Most excellent joke.
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