A guy walks into a bar...

Postby GTAce » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:11 am

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers."
The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers."

So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, "What's in your wallet that you keep looking at?"

So the man opens his wallet and says, "The more I drink, the prettier my wife gets."
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Postby Mr_Wicked » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:12 pm

lmfaooo, nice one
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Postby Charisma » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:28 pm

bwahhaahaa good one Drag.
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Postby Cycopath » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:35 pm

LOL pretty good man lol
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Postby }DA{Stryker » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:39 pm

i don't get it.....j/k
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