Two guys walk into a bar....

Postby Octane » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:31 pm

The third one ducks. LOL! think about it.
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Postby GTAce » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:08 am

:scratch:
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby Dewmie » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:08 am

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Postby Mr_Wicked » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:16 am

:nuts: :nono2:


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i get it now, after my bro's explain the whole joke.
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Postby Lep » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:28 am

hehehe I think that joke might be older then Malice man ;):D
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Postby }DA{Stryker » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:42 am

that ones a classic in my books, just like

the seven dwarfs were in a tub, they were all feeling happy....so happy got out.
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Postby Charisma » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:19 am

:lolhit:
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Postby GTAce » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:16 am

omg that was stewpid, i get it now...what was throwing me off is that i was trying to relate it to the other bar joke we've got

stryker's joke was much better :lolsign:
<!--QuoteBegin--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->(V) -=- Larry says:
me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby Dewmie » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:37 am

at the christmas party everyone was feeling merry.....so she left



then everyone was jumping for joy, so she left too




those are classics....nice stryker
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Postby ¤Ë§F¤Spaz » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:16 pm

In the haunted house Draggy felt doom creeping up behind him.................................. so he turned around and punched him in the face.
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Postby Octane » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:49 pm

Thats one of my Dad's famous jokes... when he told that to me, it busted my shit up... for some reason I got it right off. Yeah, its an old joke... classic though
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Postby B to the A » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:00 pm

¤Ë§F¤Spaz wrote: In the haunted house Draggy felt doom creeping up behind him.................................. so he turned around and punched him in the face.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Postby }DA{Stryker » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:54 am

Dewmie wrote:at the christmas party everyone was feeling merry.....so she left



then everyone was jumping for joy, so she left too




those are classics....nice stryker

thanks man, that used to be all my friends favorite back in the day...lol
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Postby Ex_Dial_Up » Sun May 15, 2005 10:33 pm

A baby seal walks into a club......





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