Damn Ham

Postby Octane » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:13 pm

A Preacher said to his wife, "Honey, Christmas is in a few days and I want you to go and buy the best ham you can find".

So the wife went to the deli and asked the manager to suggest the to her the best ham available. The manager said "Well that would be the Damn Ham".
The Preachers wife said "Please don't swear, I'm a preacher's wife and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't say those words"
The manager then said "No Madam, thats the name of the type of ham".
Wife says "Oh, ok I'll take it then".

The Preacher's wife then returned home with the damn ham. The Preacher asked him wife what kind of ham she bought and she said "I bought the Damn Ham". The Preacher stunned after the comment and said "You know I don't appreciate that kind of language". The wife said "NO, thats the name of the ham, Damn Ham".

So Christmas rolled around and they were all sitting at the table passing the food to one another and the Preacher looked to his son and asked "Hey son, pass me that Damn Ham". The son looked to his father in surpise and shouted, "THATS THE SPIRIT DAD, PASS ME THOSE FUCKIN TATERS"!!
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Postby Gybe! » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:41 pm

:lolhit: Nice....
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Postby GTAce » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:34 pm


what, are we having joke contests now?? lol, that one's my fav so far
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Postby Charisma » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:54 pm

ahaha :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit:
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