Son Leaves Dad Note

Postby GTAce » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:57 am

Got this one in an email...if you cant tell by the damn font :doh:


>A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO FIND THE BED WAS
>NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE
>PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED,
>"DAD". WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE
>LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
>
>DEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I
>HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE
>WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE
>IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE
>CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA
>SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER AS
>SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND
>HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY
>MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
>
>BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE
>GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALLTHE
>COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE
>WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES
>IT!! DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
>OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO
>KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
>
>YOUR SON, JOHN
>
>
>
>P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I
>JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN
>REPORT CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.
>
>I LOVE YOU, PLEASE CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE TO COME HOME
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syrus says:
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syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
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Postby WhiteWolfette » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:10 pm

lol, ive seen that one before, love it :D
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Postby Wolv » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:16 pm

:rotf:

ah manipulation and psychological warfare at its best...
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Postby Mr_Wicked » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:25 pm

where was this letter back when i was in high school :angry:
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Postby }DA{Stryker » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:02 pm

man that could have saved me many a groundings! lol!!
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Postby GTAce » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:14 pm

bahahah, no kidding...do you think it actually worked?

well, assuming this letter was actually used...does it have the possibility of working? perhaps the parents are too relieved to know their kid isnt actually moving out that they dont care about the grades...rotf....hey clown - TRY IT!
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby Gybe! » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:57 pm

No way would that have ever worked for me. A bad grade is a bad grade, no matter how it's presented.
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Postby Lep » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:01 pm

I'll definatly try it
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Postby GTAce » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:18 pm

Lep wrote:I'll definatly try it



:rotf:

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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby Charisma » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:52 pm

I'll try that next week.... we get 3/4 semester grades/comments.
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Postby Lep » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:59 pm

I'm done with Jr Year in 20 days, then I'll really need it.
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