Doing it in the dark

Postby Charisma » Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:44 am

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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Postby Hazerduz » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:12 am

bahahahaha!!!!
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Postby GTAce » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:34 am

:lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit:
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Postby Wolv » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:33 am

:ggspwnt:
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Postby Clizown » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:28 am

LOL
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Postby syrus » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:32 am

lol
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Postby the sith » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:04 pm

lol :lol:
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Postby Killa » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:32 pm

lmfao
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Postby Marko » Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:57 pm

LOLOLOLOLOL :lol:
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Postby The Punisher » Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:54 pm

I didn't expect that ending. :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit:
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Postby Octane » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:58 pm

That was AWESOME!
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