Quick thinking...

Postby Charlemagne » Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:41 pm

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Postby Charisma » Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:47 pm

LMFAO :lol:
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Postby Hazerduz » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:17 pm

LiqIce wrote:LMFAO :lol:

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Postby Lord Demonica » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:02 am

You have to wonder, was he just kidding about the aligator in the pond to get them out, or was there actually an aligator right there with them. Either way, its funny as hell! :lol:
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