Is it safe to have sex with a woman thats pregnant

Postby GTAce » Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:00 am

This was the title to a thread I saw in another forum...and here are some of the replies that were given, note, all of these are from a different person, lmao

all of these are real replies

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safe but gross. Its not like she is going to get more pregnant

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sure

its sex + a midget giving you a handjob

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rofl, youre skeeting on the baby/fetus

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absolutely... unless her husband catches you

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Don't be pissed if the kid comes out with a bunch of indentations on it's head...

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Thats how Twins happen.

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"HEEEEy I'm in here!!!!!!!!1111111"

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doin 2 chicks if it's a girl

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Is there a chance the fetus will pull on it for extra pleasure? :naughty:

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Technically it's safe but there's always the chance that the baby will grab on and not let go.

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Postby Charisma » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:10 am

"Its sex plus a midget giving you a handjob"


ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby [da]serial killer » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:17 am

creepy people!
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Postby Wolv » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:11 am

Skeeting.....interesting term there
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Postby Slorg » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:02 am

Real answer:

It's generally safe, with the only concern being to find a comfortable position for her.

The only real safety issue is a rare condition where another egg is released into the actual TUBE portion of the fallopian. IE: A fetus begins growing where it's not supposed to be growing.

Extremely rare and she'll know within a few weeks if that happens (requires surgery obviously)
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Postby GTAce » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:08 am

Wolv wrote: Skeeting.....interesting term there

you obviously don't listen to rap...lil jon in particular

skeet is another form of "squirt"


and slorg, shut up :P
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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Postby [MXG]Deimos » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:21 am

I'm sorry. I will probably get slammed for this. But I have always found pregnant ladies very sexy. So I wouldn't think it to be disgusting to have intercourse while they are pregnant
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Postby Wolv » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:27 am

Can't stand rap, but I figured thats what it meant. Being the hunter that I am, I know what skeet shooting is ;)

And (V), I wont be slammin ya on that one...I certainly wont refrain from the wife if she's prego!
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Postby Rekki » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:56 am

[MXG wrote:Deimos,Feb 9 2005, 09:21 AM] I'm sorry.  I will probably get slammed for this.  But I have always found pregnant ladies very sexy.  So I wouldn't think it to be disgusting to have intercourse while they are pregnant

me to but i cant convice my wife that she is 8 months pregnant
so none for me :'(
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Postby Slorg » Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:18 pm

Pregnancy didn't stop my wife :P
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Postby Lep » Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:26 pm

I think the only real response to that would have to be: :puke:
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Postby Mr_Wicked » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:07 pm

Lep wrote: I think the only real response to that would have to be: :puke:

maybe its because i'm young, but i agree with the lepster ^^^
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Postby WhiteWolfette » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:27 pm

Slorg wrote: Pregnancy didn't stop my wife  :P

More like pregnancy didn't stop you...


Vicky: I've got a headache
Doug : I read that sex makes it better
Vicky : BS
Doug : We should try and find out
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Postby Charisma » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:04 pm

haha.... what's it matter anyway Fette, he is the minuteman.
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Postby Caladus » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:02 pm

A minute!?! He lasts a WHOLE minute!?! :blink: :blink: :blink:



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