You know you play too much WoW when...

by GTAce » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:38 pm

hahahaha, everybody's gonna like this one - the lovers AND the haters

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You don't bother to speak to people unless you have something to sell, or they make it VERY clear (giant golden "!" over the head, for example) that they have something for you.

You stop paying for food and drink to save up for your car, working on the assumption that you can always kill a few critters and eat that.

You enter a room with more then 6 people and suddenly your running against the wall, then your walking off the edge, then your up against a rock, then you've been fighting something for 5 mins and are mostly dead. (dial up people, you know what I'm talking about)

You refuse to buy any item unless it has a nametag with a dark blue or purple lable.

You begin to refer to dollar denominations as "gold", typical change as "silver", and pennies as "copper".

You ask every new person you meet "what class are you?"

Each time you get injured, you quickly search your person for healing potions or first-aid bandages-- failing that, you quickly ask around for a healer.

You begin to challenge random people to duels, then cluck at them like a chicken when they refuse.

You're afraid to go into the ocean because the threshers will get you.

You demand to know how other people got into YOUR instance of McDonald's.

You'll only travel in groups of no more than five people, unless everyone in your group agrees to officially be called a "raiding party".

Every verb you /type has a / before it. /laughs

While on a RP server, somebody mentions a television, and you IC ask them what that is . . . Then you actually forget.

You begin to censor yourself on everything you type, while on Warcraft or not, with these #[email protected]$ing symbols.

When trying to meet up with friends, you demand they invite you into their party so you can find them.

You run around in just your underwear because you don't actually own any armour.

Every time you encounter something you don't like, you demand a new patch in which it gets nerfed.

When you know that your pet cat can easily take on a Mangy nightsaber

When you try to summon your car out of thin air.

When you boss is getting angry you try to feign death (lol)

you refer to group projects as elite quests

when your parents tell you to clean your room you say "quest accepted, clean room"

you refer to your homework assignment book as your quest log

you go the the mall and say "WTB SOME NEW SHOES, PST" you go to the grocery store and
wonder why the bread does not stack

you refer to cars as mounts

you have tried to hearthstone home from school

you smash spiders, pick up their legs and wonder why the guy at the store wont buy them

When you are about to die you start eating becuase you know it will gain your health.

You keep on picking you door lock instead of using a key, to up your lockpicking skills.

You kill bunnys because you can skin them.

You try to whisper to somebody at the other end of the room

When you are lost you try to "map it"

You dont think you can get a car until your 40 years old.

You complain how expensive it is to fly to some where

You consider teacher trainers, homework quests and you family your guild.

When you need to tie your shoe but you need to get to class soon so you try to put the person ahead of you on follow.

You need to run to the grocery store so yu ask a runner near bye "hey can you give me aspect of the pack?"

You refuse to accept the fact that the zombie in the movie you just saw, could come back to life so quickly because the nearest graveyard is more than twenty miles away.

You tame a wild pet, give him a name, then decide you don't like him so you release him into the wild, just to repeat this process with a new pet.

You deem zebras, giraffs, gazelle, deer, and other such creatures as "untamable".

You complain about failing your "stealth" attempt whenever you get caught sneaking away.

After getting the crap beat out of you, you tell your friends it was just because you didn't have enough rage built up (or that you ran out of mana).

You complain (in real life) that there aren't enough fist weapons.

You demand that the UFC, WWE, or other similar sport-fighting competition balance its competitors.

You only drink ale, and shubconscioushly enforsh irregular shpeech patternsh upon yourshelf.

You won't let your younger siblings wear your hat because they're not level X yet.

You proclaim your bedroom to be an instance.

You carry a coffee cup around in your off-hand because it gives you +3 stamina.

You try to get whatever you're weilding to "stick" to your back.

You never, for any reason, wear more than two rings.

When in the mood for humor, you ask your friends to tell a "silly."

You always use terrible pick-up lines when flirting.

(For Human players) Your reputation goes up whenever you preform a chore around the house.

(For female Night Elf players) Everyone wants to see you dance now...

You refer to hamburgers, meat patties and big game as "Tauren."

You refer to eating sushi as "revenge." (Hint: murlocs.)

When meeting someone in person, you ask, "So, what's your real gender?"

If you're short, you have an urge to invent things. If you're tall, you have the urge to stay outdoors more often.

When someone says, "We all have our inner demons," you say, "Yeah, but can YOU summon yours?"

You refer to the overhead speakers as the "General Chat."

When you get a birthday gift you don't need, you try to disenchant it.

You expect jails to be full of wandering criminals that the police officers have sealed in, and sometimes let some armed citizens go in to kill off a few (you know, I'd actually prefer that for real life).

You tell all your friends to stay nearby so they'll be under your "aura."

You get Hearthstoned every day. Whoooo!

You tell all the men to hibernate for 10,000 years OR you hibernate for 10,000 years in hopes that the women become... fond of each other during that time.
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
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you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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by Hazerduz » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:03 pm

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by Slorg » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:40 pm

Gwarharhar /cackle :ph34r:
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by jalapeno » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:21 pm

roflcopter
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by Wolv » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:07 pm

Did U steal that from a WoW forum??????

Stick a fork in ya......
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by GTAce » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:57 pm

"You know you play too much WoW when...you peruse WoW forums AND relay posts over to a non-WoW forum"
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me and draggy gonna fuck u up
syrus says:
it'll take two of you
|ESF{Draggy}ESF| says:
you cant touch me anymore and you know it
syrus says:
I'm coming hardcore now bitches
(V) -=- Larry says:
bring it
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by ¤Ë§F¤Spaz » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:44 am

I bet he stole that one too!
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by jalapeno » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:46 am

you know you play too much WoW when your gf stomps out of the house and leaves your ass for good at 2am last night...lol fuck her(been tired of her shit for two years) thank you world of warcraft
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by Wolv » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:54 pm

You've been getting rid of her for awhile now. She'll be back.

Make a char for her mebbe? Or are U gonna play WoW and spank it at the same time....
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by jalapeno » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:49 pm

not a bad idea u have there..lol
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by jalapeno » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:53 am

i forgot this one...

you know you play too much WoW when your at the bar shooting pool, and betting in game gold, instead of real money.
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